- Amy Efaw, After (via psych-facts)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
My grades are going down, i’m yelling timber
Anonymous asked: Why're you so god damn attractive?
Well im not but thanks hun
Anonymous asked: Love your toaster stroodle. :*
Love you fish bucket ;*